Does anyone else get nauseated when they are hungry? I swear that is the reason I’m so fat. Well that and my habit of eating cake for breakfast.
But seriously, when I let my tank run to empty I fight the dry heaves. It is a truly awful feeling. So I avoid it by stuffing my face all day long so I am never hungry, ever!
That does the trick, but it has nasty side effects of its own like not fitting into my fat jeans. Luckily way in the back of my closet I have my morbidly obese jeans, so I’m rescued from the embarrassment of a trip to the “Oops! You’re So Fat You Need A Special Store-Store”.
I suppose I should try to eat a bunch of leafy greens and water chestnuts to stave off hunger instead of the usual chips and chocolate. But alas, I don’t want to be skinny THAT bad.