Today in an effort to procrastinate from all things productive, I looked up the conversion chart that shows cat ages in human age equivalents. It explains a lot:
Past age five cats are basically old. It’s that simple. Apparently cats spend the majority of their lives elderly.For anyone who has ever owned a cat that certainly would explain their constant sleeping, general grumpiness, attention seeking behaviors, and demanding nature. Chances are your cat is way older than you, and you damn well better get off your lazy butt and bring me some food, you little whipper-snapper!
My cats Lucy and Ethel are apparently 72 and 60 respectively. That certainly explains these sort of looks I get from Lucy:
But I assure you despite being a septuagenarian, Lucy still tries to be alluring from time to time:
Good for her! Now I have to go and get them both some food before they get pissy with me.