Recently my husband and I have turned our house into a construction site. It has been well worth it. I have a new kick-ass library, but that is not really what this post is about. This post is about boobs.
When taking apart light fixtures I realized that our home is full of boobs. I guess I just hadn’t been looking up frequently enough to realize that our ceilings were so well endowed. But as soon as we took down that first light fixture and I had to screw back on its nipple I figured it out.
We started with just a nice pair.
But then we went full on Total Recall.
Yeah! So as we renovate we are also performing ceiling mastectomies one boob light at a time.